Woogi World: The Novel (CHAPTER ONE)

I've been visiting a lot of Woogi World blogs recently, and I feel like I want mine to stand out. Other than the fact that it's currently one of the only places where the average Woogi World player can have a say on what goes on in Woogi World and read about the newest Woogi World news, I feel we need something more to get people coming back.

So without further ado, I give to you my personal writings on what happened 200 years before Woogi World:

Chapter One

William Woogler walked to school in silence, trying to imagine he had a normal life. Just a normal day at school, for a normal woogi, with a normal woogi life, he thought to himself. The truth of the matter was that today was not a normal day, he was not a normal woogi, and the last time he checked, he did not have a normal life.

You see, William was the son of the Big Wig. Now I realize that you may be thinking that being the son of such royalty would entitle you to a lifetime of sitting in a mansion playing video games and drinking soda all day, but that couldn’t be further from the truth.

According to the Woogish Book of Tradition: Chapter 942, Section 5, Paragraph 2; “The son of a Big Wig is required to be treated exactly like a normal woogi in every way until he reaches Seconschool.” Secondschool, as I’m sure you all know, is the form of woogi education that starts when a woogi turns 15.

William had heard this a million times before. Before today it all seemed unreal, like a dream of some sort. He never thought that he’d actually have to go to Secondschool, or become a Big Wig. In his mind he was still a kid, but there he was, standing in front of the Secondschool building. For the first time in his life, he felt special.

William, like any woogi in their right mind, was nervous. Firstschool was so easy, but now it was over. Gone were the simple times. This was serious.

He began to walk up the large flight of stairs that led to the big, brass door. Feeling the sudden urge to pass time, he began counting the stairs underneath his feet. 5...6...7. Getting closer now. 8...9...10. Almost there. 11...12...

A loud shout almost made him fall down completely.

“Look who it is, the son of the Big Wig! Where’s your daddy?” William turned around, and met face to face with Weegor. Weegor was, for lack of a better term, a jerk. Ever since Firstschool, he took it upon himself to ruin everyone’s life that he found. Even the teachers passed him from class to class, once they couldn’t handle his taunts anymore.

It’s probably a good time to take a break in the action to explain a little something about Weegor. He’s the head of the school football team, The Wogwards, and is generally considered by the girls at the school to be the best looking guy they’ve ever seen. In fact, the majority of the people that know him have come to an agreement that if he didn’t have his looks to fall back on, nobody would like him, and in turn, he couldn’t get away with half the things he did now.

Alright, now back to William’s story. It was about now that he realized that there were two other woogies standing behind Weegor. William didn’t have much time to think, but if he did he’d probably come to the conclusion that the two woogies shared the same common goal as Weegor: to kill William Woogler.

William jumped...

He originally intended to go over the heads of the three woogies, who were notably bigger than he was. This planned failed immediatly when he was caught and thrown to the ground.

The last thing he saw before he hit the concrete was Weegor, laughing.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Additional editing by Nick, thanks a lot!